MFundora just ended a fight with two seconds left in the twelfth!
LAP says TKO over Ermal Hadribeaj, final seconds of the final round.
MThat's not a fight, that's a heist.
LThe unified champ at 154 needed every second—Hadribeaj was there all night.
MThen boom. That's why you don't leave early.
LLivestream posts were flying, but the result is the whole story.
MI still say with two seconds left, the ref should let him finish.
LNo. If he can't defend himself, the clock doesn't matter.
MEleven rounds and 58 seconds, and you can't give him two ticks?
LThat's not how it works. He was done.
MOh, come on. The last-two-seconds rule is ridiculous.
LThe rule is defend yourself or the fight's over. He couldn't.
MFine, but that's a brutal ending.
LBrutal, yes. Wrong, no. That's boxing.
MDifferent fight: over on Bluesky, André Carlisle says subpar goalkeeping is holding men's soccer back.
LHe says the players got better, but the keepers didn't.
MThat's a bad take. Goalkeeping is better than ever.
LThen name five world-class keepers under 25. I'll wait.
MThe game got faster, man. Strikers are more dangerous.
LExactly—so the keepers have to catch up.
MThey have! The saves are ridiculous.
LThen why does every big match have a soft goal?
MThat's just soccer. You can't stop everything.
LYou can stop the easy ones. That's the point.
MMatthew Doyle on Bluesky called the Red Bulls champagne soccer, with Mehmeti bamboozling de Paul.
LGreat, so the field players are elite and the keepers are behind. That proves it.
MSo one highlight means every keeper is bad? Come on.
LNo, one highlight means the other side got embarrassed.
MYou can't judge an entire position off a nutmeg.
LI'm not. I'm judging it off years of soft goals in big moments.
MAlright, I'll give you this: the position is under more pressure than ever.
LAnd the best ones are older. The young ones aren't ready.
MThat doesn't mean the sport is held back. It means it's more exciting.
LExciting if you love goals. Frustrating if you love defending.
MI love both. But I'm not blaming the keeper for the sport's growth.
LNobody's blaming. We're saying it's the next step.
MOne more thing from Bluesky: Iain says American soccer culture is confused Tottenham fans in a grocery store.
LThat's not analysis, that's a support group.
MThat's the most accurate thing on the internet right now.
LOnly because they're still celebrating that one trophy from '61 in the dairy aisle.
MStop. I'm not getting into Tottenham on a Saturday.