NThe internet's main character tonight is a guy who just realized 'Mejicanos' is 'Mexicanos' spelled wrong.
JThat's the big revelation? Wait until he hears about 'definately'.
NHe says he was explaining the meme to a foreign friend, and the friend asked, 'So you're making fun of people who live in Mejicanos?'
JOkay, that's actually a solid moment. The friend thought it was a place.
NRight? And he's just standing there realizing the joke was a typo all along.
JI respect the honesty. Most people would never admit they've been misspelling it for years.
NHe's not even embarrassed. He's just... mind blown. 'BROOOO mind blowing right.'
JThe internet's main character is a man discovering basic spelling. We've peaked.
NSpeaking of people discovering things—Rose Gupta is out here with a take that's going to start a fight.
JOh, I saw this one. She's saying Trump won the popular vote, but that just proves his supporters are idiots.
NShe says history will remember him as the worst president, and 'this seems to be a trend everywhere.'
JA trend everywhere? That's a big claim. What's the trend—people voting for people she doesn't like?
NI think she's pointing at a broader pattern: populists winning elections, then disappointing everyone.
JBut calling his supporters idiots? That's not analysis, that's just insulting half the country.
NIt's her opinion, and she's allowed to have it. But it's not exactly a nuanced take.
JHere's my problem: if you think the other side is just stupid, you never ask why they voted that way.
NThat's fair. But she's not running for office. She's venting on X.
JAnd the fact-check: yes, Trump did win the popular vote in 2024. That part's true.
NThe rest is pure opinion. And the replies are going to be a war zone.
JI'll say this: 'worst president in history' is a high bar. We've had some real contenders.
NShe's not exactly subtle about it. But that's what gets the engagement.
JEngagement isn't the same as being right. It's just loud.
NAlright, different corner of the internet: Alan is scared of the 'I'm so sorry' trend.
JWhat's the 'I'm so sorry' trend? I'm out of the loop on this one.
NHe says it's scary because 'wym those are not real people.'
JSo it's one of those AI-generated apology videos? Fake people saying sorry for things?
NThat's the implication. He's creeped out by how real they look.
JI get it. There's something uncanny about a fake person apologizing to you.
NIt's the emotional manipulation that gets me. You feel bad for someone who doesn't exist.
JAnd that's the whole point. They're designed to make you feel something, then sell you something.
NAlan's just out here having an existential crisis in one tweet.
JHonestly, fair. The internet's getting weird.
NMeanwhile, over on Bluesky, Weedle has a take on a wholesome Dragon Ball moment.
JLet me guess—Master Roshi being wholesome, but Weedle remembers he's a perv.
NExactly. 'This would be very wholesome if I wasn't aware of what a perv Master Roshi is.'
JThat's the eternal Dragon Ball problem. Roshi's a legendary martial artist and a legendary creep.
NYou can't unsee it. Every wholesome Roshi moment comes with an asterisk.
JThe show's been running for decades. At some point, the bit just becomes who he is.
NAnd Mango Devilery Services adds: 'it's wholesome but terf island had to make it weird.'
JTerf island being the UK. So the UK fandom made it weird? That tracks.
NI'm not touching that one. But the Bluesky Dragon Ball discourse is alive and well.
JSome things never change. Roshi's still Roshi, and the UK is still catching strays.
NLast one: Ace Pedraz-AHHH says the Yaxel-Luka beef is 'wholesome and good.'
JYaxel Lendeborg and Luka Dončić? What beef? I didn't know they had one.
NApparently it's a thing. And it's wholesome? That's a new one for NBA beef.
JUsually NBA beef is just guys yelling at refs. Wholesome beef sounds like a contradiction.
NMaybe it's just two guys who respect each other but compete hard. That's the dream.
JI'll take wholesome beef over the usual drama. More of that, please.
NAnd that's the show tonight—from spelling revelations to wholesome beef. The internet's got range.