JHockey fans have quietly solved internet discourse. A Bluesky post from GerBear points out they chant "refs you suck" instead of "asshole."
NThat's... genuinely wholesome. They found the one insult that's still family-friendly.
JIt's the politest rage in sports. They're furious, but they keep it PG.
NMeanwhile, a Marvel fan account just dropped a fact that broke my brain. Patsy Walker, the wholesome teen romance character from the 1940s, became Hellcat in 1976.
JWait, the girl from the dating comics? She's a superhero now?
NAvengers #144. She went from prom dates to punching demons. That's a career pivot.
JThat's the most comic book thing I've ever heard. 'Your wholesome teen is now a vigilante.'
NAnd speaking of wholesome, a crypto trader named bizzy is out here explaining HODL culture like it's a philosophy seminar.
JOh, this I need to hear.
NHe says it's not about looking cool for internet friends. It's out of necessity. To win long-term in memecoins, you need big wins.
JSo the strategy is: hold through the crash, pray for a miracle, and call it discipline.
NThat's the whole pitch. HODL isn't a meme, it's a coping mechanism.
JNo, it's a rationalization! People hold because they're down 90% and selling feels like admitting defeat.
NBut his argument is that memecoins work like lottery tickets: you either hit a 100x or you lose everything.
JAnd 'HODL' is the story you tell yourself while the chart goes to zero. It's not strategy, it's grief.
NOkay, that's a little dark. But I'll give him this: at least he's honest about why people do it.
JHonest? He's romanticizing bag-holding. 'Big wins' is doing a lot of work in that sentence.
NYou're just mad because you sold your Doge at a loss in 2021.
JI'm mad because every crypto bro thinks holding a dead coin makes them a genius.
NAlright, moving on before you start a fight with the entire blockchain. A dating post from Angel is going around, and it's a list of everything she's trying to avoid.
JLet me guess: it's long.
NChristian, conservative, wants kids, smokes weed, car guy, day trader, course seller, ugly, polyamorous, military, art major, Neo-Nazi, streamer watcher, porn and gambling addict.
JThat's not a dating preference, that's a bingo card of every guy on this app.
NThe 'community dick' part really ties it together.
JShe's basically saying 'I want a man who doesn't exist.' And honestly? Fair.
NThe replies are split between guys saying 'I'm none of those' and guys who are clearly at least five of those.
JThe self-awareness in those replies is going to be zero. I guarantee it.
NAnd one more from the wholesome corner: a Bluesky account called Bullshido just posted the word 'Wholesome' with no context.
JGroundbreaking content. Truly the internet's main character.
NIt's got 14 likes and 5 reposts. People are just... agreeing with the vibe.
JSometimes the algorithm just wants you to feel okay for three seconds.
NAnd that's the show tonight. We've got more coming up, including a creator drama that's about to get ugly.